![]() And I made it everybody’s problem, particularly the poor girl whose only crime was being polite enough to talk to the people sitting next to her in band class. A spoiled brat who got everything I ever wanted at home, when I went out into the real world and faced rejection for the first time I had no idea what to do with myself. Tone is hard to convey sometimes through text so allow me to be abundantly clear: I was a piece of shit during this time in my life. It didn’t take long for my frustration to be directed to other kids in the school, all of whom were idiots who were lucky if they ever got my time or attention. And if this girl was this way, then so was every other girl at the school, probably! Nice guys like me who didn’t respect boundaries couldn’t get dates at all while jackasses who did awful things like *checks notes* enjoy sports seemed to be getting girlfriends left and right. Frustrated and angry at her for putting me in this awful position that I so clearly did not deserve, my affection turned to disdain and I made sure to let her know that I didn’t appreciate this mistreatment at her hands. Despite how clearly amazing I was, this girl could not see me as anything other than someone she could be friends with. It wouldn’t be long before I heard a term for the phenomenon I was experiencing: the Friend Zone. ![]() But for some reason none of those worked and she just got more and more annoyed by my advances. I made sure to whip out all the greatest lines: telling her she was cute and telling her she was pretty and telling her she was beautiful. ![]() I put on what we in the southern US call the “full court press,” an endless barrage of flirting at every conceivable opportunity. “If she doesn’t see why you’re so great then she’s not worth your time anyway.” But I wasn’t ready to let go, so I decided to show this girl why I was such a likeable guy. To say I handled my rejection poorly would be an understatement. There was no reason not to like me, right? So what was wrong with this girl that she wasn’t interested in ALL OF THIS? *gestures to a poorly dressed dork with braces who only talks about Star Wars* Everyone I trusted in my life told me that I was essentially the ultimate boyfriend material. So you can imagine my surprise when I told that young lady how I felt and her response was to – as nicely as she could manage – inform me that she didn’t really see me as boyfriend material. Luckily, I had the advice of my family to lean on, gems such as “you’re such a smart and handsome boy, you won’t have any trouble finding a girlfriend” and “you’re a sweetheart, any girl would be lucky to have you.” The whole thing seemed like a slam dunk, really. I was smitten and I had no idea what to do with the sensations I was feeling. She met my incredibly high standards immediately. The subject of my affections was a girl who sat next to me in band class. New packages have now been added, including Oracle Cloud, Databricks and EventStore.I experienced my first crush in middle school. Supported targets include AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, VMware vSphere, and Kubernetes, and can be extended with packages either from Pulumi or from the community. This has now been extended to Java (and other JVM languages such as Kotlin and Scala) and YAML. Pulumi itself is written in Go, and supported languages include JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Go and C#. The key feature of Pulumi is that developers can write code to provision cloud infrastructure automatically using any supported language, rather than having to learn a domain-specific language like Terraform’s HCL (HashiCorp Configuration Language) or a separate language like YAML. Pulumi is both an open source project and a Seattle company co-founded in 2017 by Joe Duffy, formerly Microsoft Director of Technical Strategy and Engineering, Eric Rudder former Microsoft Executive VP, and Luke Hoban ex-Microsoft and AWS. The best-known tool for infrastructure as code is perhaps HashiCorp’s Terraform, with others including Chef, Ansible, Puppet and SaltStack. Advantages include self-documentation of the requirements, version control of the configuration, and the ability to repeat a deployment at any time, making it easier to replace rather than fix a broken installation. The idea of infrastructure as code is to define the resources needed to deploy an application in code. Using Java code to define and deploy a Kubernetes deployment on AWS (from PulumiUP keynote) The new features were introduced at the virtual PulumiUP conference, which is underway this week. Infrastructure as code tool Pulumi is being extended with new language support for Java and YAML, as well as a CrossCode translation tool that can convert other formats such as Terraform to any Pulumi language.
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